anybodie wanan buy some of my trinkets :O)
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- Snape: *finds better ways to make potions than the textbook at 16*
- Snape: *decides not to teach students except what's in the book*
- Actually, there is not a single time that we see Snape tell students to open their books and follow the recipe. What he does do, is put a Potion recipe on the board himself. With these recipes, Hermione makes perfect Potions for five years. Suddenly, in Year 6 she has Slughorn, a teacher who *does* make the students use the books. And just as suddenly, she can't make perfect Potions anymore. No one can except Harry, who is using Snape's old text.
- The explanation that fits these facts is that Snape does share his improvements.
What do you have for sale?
i have these lovely potions for sale, for 30 gold pieces i can give them to you :O)
You drive a hard bargain mr goblin. I will take your potions. You better not be up to any trickery *gives u 30 gold pieces*
*takes the money and runs away cackling*
*i take a swig of potion and await the tom foolery*
(It’s piss.)
i want 2 say something but it might be too controversial..
Lesbian: liqueurs & whiskey
Gay: cocktails and vodka
Bisexual: wines and champagnes
you know i really wanted to like this post, but there’s just one little thing that’s being overlooked
don’t make me do this ginger-ale-official
please… it is your duty
I’m sorry it has come to this. I wish we could have been friends
heterosexual: ginger ale
oh yeah? oh fucking yeah? I’m going to sell my soul to the devil in exchange for the assurance that he will place a thumb tack on the ground wherever you walk so you can never take off your shoes again. have fun sleeping in your loafers jackass
harry potter books as clickbait articles
- Crazy But True… This Man Will Do ANYTHING To Live Forever!
- You Won’t Believe This Bathroom’s Incredible Secret
- How Did One Man Escape Azkaban? The Answer Will Blow Your Mind
- Uh-Oh! Here’s One Enchanted Goblet Mixup You CAN’T Miss
- These Kids’ Reactions To Their New Teacher’s Rules Is Inspiring
- Is It Cheating? One Student’s Trick To Acing Potions Class
- 7 Objects You Didn’t Know Contained Pieces Of The Dark Lord’s Soul
do you ever wonder what health and mana potions taste like
not really
my mom is 61 and her bf is a huge nerd and he’s teaching her to play magic the gathering and he had her watch avatar the last airbender with him and his ringtone is terra’s theme from final fantasy 6 and he paints pictures of sephiroth. my mom’s bf is nerdier than i’ll ever be.
and she does all these pinterest crafts and now she makes little bejeweled vials of healing potions for him and his buddies. my little geek heart can’t handle all this.
edit: just picture a 60-something woman with a VERY thick minnesotan accent saying “mike is having me watch the naruto”
just fyi my mom is now 62 and they finished watching “the naruto”
if i had told my 13-year-old self that this is what my mom’s hallway would look like when i was 30 i wouldn’t have believed me
At this point I think you're just objectively wrong if you think marvel movies being shat out at a sickening pace is good because what in gods name is this. who the fuck are these c list characters. when will you people stop going to watch generically attractive people stand in front of a green screen
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